big shout out to my teen years on the internet.
Gross. I’m Gross. We were gross. We’re still gross.
I came out as a queer during football practice when my coach was like “son, you’re having trouble throwing straight” and I replied “I’m also having trouble being straight”. It got very quiet and then coach just shook his head and said “throw the damn ball, Cooper”
i have been laughing for 3 million years
"When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him.”
Major collection #JasperCillessenSitsOnThings 12.07.2014
"I only wanted to see my people smiling”